May 3, 2017

Končar d. d. internal brief - "Peephole awareness conversation guide"

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KONČAR d. d. INTERNAL BRIEF P-35

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When installing peepholes in residences that did not previously possess one, it is important to recognize that many residents are uninformed and/or inadequately equipped to understand the function and uses of their new peephole. No-one is better suited to address these issues than you, a trained professional. Because of this, we kindly ask you to initiate a conversation with the tenants you are providing your services to and apply the following questions as needed:

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Have you ever used a peephole before?

Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?

Do you trust your neighbors?

Why is it you think we need these?

Are you shy?

Is getting enough water and air important for you?

What's the voltage most frequently used around here?

Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?

Is anybody in your family color blind?

Do you ever have trouble walking?

Do you ever have trouble walking?

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18 comments:

  1. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    no
    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    alone
    Do you trust your neighbors?
    no
    Why is it you think we need these?
    see
    Are you shy?
    yes
    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    yes
    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    a lot
    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    yes
    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    no
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    no
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    no

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  2. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    Yes.
    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    Most of the time I prefer alone, but I do like being with friends.
    Do you trust your neighbors?
    Yes.
    Why is it you think we need these?
    To see them
    Are you shy?
    Sometimes?
    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    Yes.
    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    120 volt
    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Yes.
    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    Yes, my brother, but only slightly.
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Only when I'm tired
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Daylight

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  3. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    Yes
    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    Alone
    Do you trust your neighbors?
    No
    Why is it you think we need these?
    Safety
    Are you shy?
    Yes
    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    Yes
    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    125 volts
    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Yes
    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    Yes
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Sometimes
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Sometimes

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  5. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    Yes
    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends? Alone

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    No, I don't know them very well
    Why is it you think we need these?
    In case there's something or someone bad on the other side maybe or to see who's there

    Are you shy?
    Yes very
    Is getting enough water and air important for you? I guess I'd be dead without it

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    Idk
    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage? Not really I'd probably electrocute myself

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    No
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    If being clumsy counts then yes
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    This is the same question??

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  6. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    Yes

    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    Alone

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    Never

    Why is it you think we need these?
    Safety

    Are you shy?
    Yes

    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    Always

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    I'd tell you, but the man that checks our voltage never comes around anymore.

    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Yes

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    No

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    No

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Not yet

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  7. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    No.

    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    Alone.

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    Yes

    Why is it you think we need these?
    I don't know.

    Are you shy?
    Yes

    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    Yes.

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    120v.

    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Yes.

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    Yes.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    No.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Yes.

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  8. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    yes.

    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    depends on the day - alone more often though.

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    some but not all.

    Why is it you think we need these?
    to see who's at the door before you open it.

    Are you shy?
    somewhat yes.

    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    yes.

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    120 v.

    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    yes.

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    no.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    no.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    no.

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  9. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    glorious holes, bless them !

    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    Yes

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    As much as they trust me

    Why is it you think we need these?
    Why not ?

    Are you shy?
    Will you tell ?

    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    I have a plant

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    My heart's beating

    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Resistance is futile

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    Look at the drapes

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Yes

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    No

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  10. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    Only to view outside.

    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    Only perfer company with friends.

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    Only none of them

    Why is it you think we need these?
    Only to make sure nothing is happening.

    Are you shy?
    Only around those i like.

    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    Only if I'm alive.

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    Only about 2,000 volts when we need it.

    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Only if i deserve it.

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    Only myself.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Only when I forget happiness.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Only when I remember.

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  11. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    No, the outside world scares me.

    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends.
    Time is costly and therefore spend it only on myself.

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    Their constant happiness and stretched out smiles make me wary.

    Why is it you think we need these?
    To be aware. The government is here for our protection.

    Are you shy?
    It's a hereditary condition.

    Is getting water and air important for you?
    Indubitable.

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    The sort that whispers threats from the wall sockets.

    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Only with enough protection.

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    He died.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Never.

    Do you have trouble walking?
    Always.

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  12. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    No.

    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    With friends.

    Do you trust your neighbors?
    No.

    Why is it you think we need these?
    To know what's happening around us.

    Are you shy?
    Very much so.

    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    Yes.

    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    The shadows that dance around.

    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Yes.

    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    No.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    No.

    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    No.

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  13. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    yes
    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    alone
    Do you trust your neighbors?
    no
    Why is it you think we need these?
    We don’t
    Are you shy?
    yes
    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    yes
    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    130
    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    yes
    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    no
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    yes
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    yes

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  14. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    Yes, but the kind on doors, not the creepy spying-on-people kind.
    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    Alone.
    Do you trust your neighbors?
    Depends on your definition of trust. I'd let them borrow a lawnmower or something if they asked, but I wouldn't let them look after my pets.
    Why is it you think we need these?
    To understand. You are to observe our responses, and, likely, determine if we are escapees.
    Are you shy?
    Yes
    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    Yes, quite a bit in fact. I don't know how it is over there, but I quite literally cannot live without them.
    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    Unknown. Also, "Around here" is too vague to give a proper response.
    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    Depends on your definition of interaction. I certainly wouldn't want to complete a circuit.
    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    Not to my knowledge
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    Yes, I think everyone does every once in a while.
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    You okay there buddy? you just asked this. This is the feet thing, isn't it? Are you writing this, Billy?

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  15. Have you ever used a peephole before?
    yes
    Do you prefer spending time alone or with friends?
    with friends
    Do you trust your neighbors?
    no
    Why is it you think we need these?
    to watch
    Are you shy?
    no
    Is getting enough water and air important for you?
    yes
    What's the voltage most frequently used around here?
    i do not know
    Do you feel confident enough in yourself to have interaction with this voltage?
    yes
    Is anybody in your family color blind?
    yes
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    no
    Do you ever have trouble walking?
    no

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